Funny Zodiac Horoscope Style Wine
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This funny Zodiac Wine will make the perfect Birthday present for any avid astrologists out there. Are they true to type ?
LABELS WILL READ AS FOLLOWS
CANCER
Latin for “Fuckin’ Crazy” - Cancerians are loving caring and sensitive and if you make friends with them well... god help you. They will stick to you like flys on shit for the rest of your life. Advice get a restraining order.
LEO
Latin for “Annoying as Fuck” - Leos are so utterly convinced that the sun shines out of their butts... and its true. I’v seen one put a torch up their arse
VIRGO
Latin for “Oh God Why Are They Here” - Virgo’s are destined to take over the world one day... however they need to stop drinking for that to happen... So I think we are all safe.
LIBRA
Latin for “ The lights are on but nobody's home” - Annoyingly Librans seem to do well in everything. However Librans could make a tree sloth look like a workaholic.
SCORPIO
Latin for “Sarcastic Arsehole” - Scorpios are clever, rebellious, stubborn, witty, sarcastic, independent and most definitely suffers from a form of insanity… so basically they’re complete dicks with a sting in their tails.
SAGITTARIUS
Latin for “Permanently in a Life Crisis” - Sags are hands-down the funniest sign in the zodiac… I mean just look at their face.
CAPRICORN
Latin for “Absolute Drip” - Capricorns are destined to be the most crazy people you’ve ever met in your life. Should have been sectioned years ago.
AQUARIUS
Latin for “Fucking Nuts” - Some people would describe them as ‘unorthodox’ but what they really mean is ‘mentally deranged’ or ‘completely unhinged’
The Rosé wine is a lively Zinfandel Rose, rich in fruity flavours with fresh crisp finish.
The White wine is a charming Chardonnay Semillon grape with an aroma and flavour reminiscent of citrus fruits.
The Red wine is a Shiraz and is a red grape from Riverina - South East Australia.
Glass
750ml
Product contains alcohol. By purchasing this product you confirm you are 18 years of age or over.
This funny Zodiac Wine will make the perfect Birthday present for any avid astrologists out there. Are they true to type ?
LABELS WILL READ AS FOLLOWS
CANCER
Latin for “Fuckin’ Crazy” - Cancerians are loving caring and sensitive and if you make friends with them well... god help you. They will stick to you like flys on shit for the rest of your life. Advice get a restraining order.
LEO
Latin for “Annoying as Fuck” - Leos are so utterly convinced that the sun shines out of their butts... and its true. I’v seen one put a torch up their arse
VIRGO
Latin for “Oh God Why Are They Here” - Virgo’s are destined to take over the world one day... however they need to stop drinking for that to happen... So I think we are all safe.
LIBRA
Latin for “ The lights are on but nobody's home” - Annoyingly Librans seem to do well in everything. However Librans could make a tree sloth look like a workaholic.
SCORPIO
Latin for “Sarcastic Arsehole” - Scorpios are clever, rebellious, stubborn, witty, sarcastic, independent and most definitely suffers from a form of insanity… so basically they’re complete dicks with a sting in their tails.
SAGITTARIUS
Latin for “Permanently in a Life Crisis” - Sags are hands-down the funniest sign in the zodiac… I mean just look at their face.
CAPRICORN
Latin for “Absolute Drip” - Capricorns are destined to be the most crazy people you’ve ever met in your life. Should have been sectioned years ago.
AQUARIUS
Latin for “Fucking Nuts” - Some people would describe them as ‘unorthodox’ but what they really mean is ‘mentally deranged’ or ‘completely unhinged’
The Rosé wine is a lively Zinfandel Rose, rich in fruity flavours with fresh crisp finish.
The White wine is a charming Chardonnay Semillon grape with an aroma and flavour reminiscent of citrus fruits.
The Red wine is a Shiraz and is a red grape from Riverina - South East Australia.
Glass
750ml
Product contains alcohol. By purchasing this product you confirm you are 18 years of age or over.