Naughty Zodiac Horoscope Style Candles
Naughty Zodiac Horoscope Style Candles

Naughty Zodiac Horoscope Style Candles

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These novelty Zodiac Candles will make the perfect birthday present for any avid astrologists out there.
  • Dimensions: 6cm high x 5cm diameter.
  • Made from: Glass Wax
Star Sign: Aries

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 These naughty Zodiac Candles are ideal for astrology enthusiasts looking for a unique birthday gift.


CANCER

Latin for “Fuckin’ Crazy” - Cancerians are loving caring and sensitive and if you make friends with them well... god help you. They will stick to you like flies on shit for the rest of your life. Advice get a restraining order.

LEO

Latin for “Annoying as Fuck” - Leos are so utterly convinced that the sun shines out of their butts... and its true. I've seen one put a torch up their arse

VIRGO

Latin for “Oh God Why Are They Here” - Virgo’s are destined to take over the world one day... however they need to stop drinking for that to happen... So I think we are all safe.

LIBRA

Latin for “ The lights are on but nobody's home” - Annoyingly Librans seem to do well in everything. However Librans could make a tree sloth look like a workaholic.

SCORPIO

Latin for “Sarcastic Arsehole” - Scorpios are clever, rebellious, stubborn, witty, sarcastic, independent and most definitely suffers from a form of insanity… so basically they’re complete dicks with a sting in their tails.

SAGITTARIUS

Latin for “Permanently in a Life Crisis” - Sags are hands-down the funniest sign in the zodiac… I mean just look at their face.

CAPRICORN

Latin for “Absolute Drip” - Capricorns are destined to be the most crazy people you’ve ever met in your life. Should have been sectioned years ago.

AQUARIUS

Latin for “Fucking Nuts” - Some people would describe them as ‘unorthodox’ but what they really mean is ‘mentally deranged’ or ‘completely unhinged’


Dimensions:

6cm high x 5cm diameter.

Made from:

Glass

Wax

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